The Rank Room

What Is the Worst Marriage Proposal?

Is it true love if it doesn’t go viral?

What Is the Coolest Accidental Death?

Reckless driving can save lives.

What Is the Best Thing to Find in a Treasure Chest?

Would you rather have jewels or Jewel?

What Is the Worst Spell a Witch Could Curse You With?

Immortality: the ultimate superpower, and also Katie’s worst nightmare.

What Is the Worst Tattoo to Get?

Offensive and permanent: a classic combination.

What Is the Coolest Way to Quit Your Job?

Honestly, name one thing that isn’t made cooler with smoke bombs.

What Is the Coolest Way to Murder Someone?

Your enemy doesn’t die in the ring of fire, that’s just a fun bonus.

What Is the Worst Way to Find Out You Were Cheated On?

If it’s any consolation, at least your misery will end up in history books.

What Is the Best Funeral You Can Imagine?

Service contains strobe lights, lasers, and other effects that may adversely affect some guests.

What Is the Coolest Way to Break Out of Jail?

Even if your escape plan fails, the talent show will have been worth it.

What Is the Best Way to Spend Lotto Money?

How much venture capital could a global cult need anyway?

What Is the Best Way to Spend Your Last Day on Earth?

Not that any of us are ever going to die.

What Is the Worst Reason for Getting Famous?

Who’d have thought there were so many ways to ruin your life on live television?

What Is the Best Way to Improve the Body?

Metal is the new flesh.

What Is the Coolest Family Secret?

You can’t be invisible AND identical.