Widow's Bay

Lodging

Cherish the historical charm of our local inn, which Mayor Loftis will prove is safe by spending a night there alone.

The Inaugural Swim

It's time for the annual beach opening. Lay out a towel as the mayor "tests the waters." Unrelated: Do not pick up hitchhikers.

Beach Reads

Make sure you pack a good read for the beach! (We do not recommend self-help books on the island.)

What to Expect on Your Trip

We apologize for the curfew. Please remain calm as we determine what's happening. On a separate note, keep your teenagers inside after dark.

Our History

The history of Widow's Bay is a beautiful tale of marriage, loyalty, and a love that endures beyond lifetimes. That's all.

Seasickness

Set out to sea with Mayor Loftis and cherished local figure, Wyck! They are attending to some business—best to simply enjoy the voyage.

Your Baggage

Don't worry about misplaced luggage. Old baggage always resurfaces in Widow's Bay.

Emergency Shelter

We Hope You Enjoyed Your Time!