Conan

Murder, She Tweeted

Tom Hanks, Jack McBrayer and musical guest Soundgarden

Dead Men Don't Wear Spanx

Jon Hamm, Charlyne Yi and musical guest Fistful of Mercy

The Mummenschantz Conundrum

Michael Cera, Julie Bowen and comedian Jon Dore

Hickory Dickory Danger

LL Cool J, B.J. Novak and musical guest Sharon Jones & The Dap-Kings

A Fistful of Chowder

Harrison Ford, Rosario Dawson and comedian Reggie Watts

The Equinox Equinox

Russell Brand, Susan Casey and musical guest The 88

Heavy Hangs the Fannypack

Jesse Eisenberg, Venus Williams and musical guest The Decemberists

A Prayer for Dick Butkus

Christina Aguilera, Zachary Levi

Wanted: Dead... or with Chives

Christina Applegate, Patton Oswalt and musical guest Maroon 5

One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Dead Fish

Eva Mendes, Bob Saget and musical guest Neon Trees

The Turducken Kerfuffle

Jim Parsons, Marisa Miller and comedian Brendon Walsh

What the Rowboat Saw

George Lopez, Chris Colfer and musical guest Scott Mescudi

Satan's Kazoo

Charles Barkley, Dr Drew Pinksy and comedian Bo Burnham

Paper or Plastique?

Joel McHale, Tim Gunn and musical guest Cake

A Jeff Bridges Too Far

Kim, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian, Kevin Nealon and musical guest Deerhunter

One if by Land, Two if by a Slightly Longer Land-Route

Nicole Kidman, Charlie Day and musical guest Lauren Pritchard

No Time for Tetherball

Rainn Wilson, Roberta Mancino and musical guest Christina Perri

Do You Want Lies with That?

Ray Romano, Arianna Huffington

Zeus was Framed

Sarah Silverman, Michio Kaku and musical guest She & Him

The El Chapo Cartel Saves Christmas

Gwyneth Paltrow, T.J. Miller and musical guest Jimmy Eat World

A Sleigh Full of Slay

Seth Green, Tim Meadows and musical guest Broken Bells

How the Grinch Stole Innocence

Amy Adams, Roger Waters and musical guest Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros

Hairdryer: 1, Frosty: 0

Mark Wahlberg, Charles Phoenix and musical guest Jenny & Johhny

Fa-La-La-La-La, La-La-La-Murder

Aaron Eckhart, Mary Lynn Rajskub and musical guest Beach House

A Quantum of Kwanzaa

Kevin Spacey, Kristen Schaal and musical guest Los Lobos

The Mistletoe Manifesto

Jack Black, Erika Nelson and musical guest Jimmie Vaughan

Santa vs. Rudolph vs. Predator

Jason Segel, Shane Smith and comedian Reggie Watts

2011: A Spanx Odyssey

Adam Sandler, Donald Glover and musical guest Guster

Return to Devil's Condo

Javier Bardem, Rashida Jones and musical guest Steel Train

Voodoo or Voo Don't

Denis Leary, Ice Cube and comedian Tim Minchin

The Monkey's Paw And Then The Rest Of The Monkey

Ricky Gervais, Kaitlin Olson and musical guest Cheap Trick

Houston, We Have A Murder

Cameron Diaz, Dax Shepard and musical guest My Chemical Romance

A Fistful of Dollars, A Mouthful of Travelers Cheques

Jennifer Garner, Gabriel Iglesias and musical guest Social Distortion

The Conundrum Enigma

Natalie Portman, Chris Pratt and musical guest Keyshia Cole

Damn The Torpedoes, Full Greed Ahead

William H Macy, Marc Maron and musical guest Aloe Blacc

Hello And Dubai

Larry King, Shaun White and musical guest Iron and Wine

Something Smelly That Way Went

Steven Ho, Patton Oswalt and musical guest Wanda Jackson

You Say Tomato, I Also Say Tomato

Jon Cryer, Nick Thune and musical guest Motorhead

A Renaissance Most Foul

Jane Lynch, Joe Buck and musical guest The Ghost of a Saber Tooth Tiger

Who Will Cry for The Third Nipple?

Amy Poehler, Tim and Eric and musical guest Randy Rogers Band

A Finger Un-Pulled

Jennifer Aniston, Nick Offerman and musical guest Peter Bjorn and John

Rendezvous at Meet-Up Point

Kobe Bryant, Camilla Belle and comedian Jamie Kilstein

Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good Humor Truck

Lisa Kudrow, Mike O'Malley and musical guest Interpol

"Whisper," She Shouted

Jeff Bridges, Nick Swardson and musical guest Far East Movement

The Unitard Dilemma

Craig Ferguson, Kevin Hart and musical guest Red

Octoparrot vs. Megakitten

Curtis '50 Cent' Jackson, Chris Elliott and musical guest Ray LaMontagne

Death Takes A Time-Share

Seth MacFarlane, Brooklyn Decker and comedian Dana Gould

Love Gets Liposuctioned

Justin Bieber, Claire Smith and musical guest The Black Keys

How Stella Got Her Car Back

Dr Phil McGraw, Ginnifer Goodwin and a parkour performance by Jump City: Seattle

The Asiago Index

Martin Lawrence, Fred Armisen and comedian Reggie Watts

The Devil's Email Attachment

Martin Short, Chris Bosh and musical guest Nicole Atkins

Air Force One 2: Revenge of President Dracula

Ed Helms, Carmelo Anthony and musical guest Chromeo

If This Van's a Rockin', I'm Having a Seizure Inside My Van

Matthew Perry, Mike Sorrentino and musical guest Jason Aldean

Hooray For Scabies

Jason Sudeikis, Brandon T. Jackson and musical guest G-Love

The Case of the Missing Show Title

Cory Monteith, Stephen Merchant and comedian Kumal Nanjiani

The Double-Fudging Of Vanessa Del Rio

Marisa Tomei, Harland Williams and musical guest Fitz & The Tantrums

World War Wheeee!

Piers Morgan, Emmy Rossum and comedian Nick Griffin

A Mystery Wrapped Inside a Calzone

Chelsea Handler, Anthony Mackie and musical guest Mavis Staples

The Rise and Fall of John Reisenphal

Emily Blunt, Martha Stewart and musical guest Taio Cruz

Captain Facepunch vs. the Punch-Proof Face!

Seth Green, Mike Tyson and musical guest Travis Barker

Seven Salads for Seven Brothers Who Are Sexually Attracted to Salads

Nigel Marven, Gary Oldman and musical guest Drive-by Truckers

Everybody Wang But Don't Chung Tonight

Pee-Wee Herman, Edmund Morris and comedian Shane Mauss

Excuse Me, But May I Murder You?

Seth Rogen, Brittany Snow and musical guest Lykke Li

Ninjas Don't Wear Corduroy

Sarah Silverman, Biz Stone and comedian Pete Holmes

The Spatula Peninsula

Eric Stonestreet, Sarah Chalke and musical guest Teddy Thompson

And in This Corner... Gingivitis!

Vanessa Hudgens, Mike Mizanin and musical guest Grace Potter

The Lion, The Witch, And The Ikea Aspelund Underbed Storage Box

Jake Gyllenhaal, Randy Jackson and musical guest Panic! at the Disco

Hell's Cul-De-Sac

Paul Giamatti, Olivia Munn and musical guest Little Big Town

Terra Chips at 30,000 Feet

Greg Kinnear, Steve Schirripa and comedian Mo Mandel

Where There's a Will, There's a Dead Person

Johnny Knoxville, Kaley Cuoco and musical guest Thompson Square

Countdown to Crotchfire

Russell Brand, Kloe Kardashian and comedian Roy Wood Jr

Grandpa's Secret, Grandma's Shame

Tracy Morgan, Charlyne Yi and musical guest Infantree

As Time Goes Bi-Curious

Danny McBride, Jeremy Wade and musical guest OneRepublic

Ding Dong the Witch is Dad

Jack McBrayer, Colin Quinn and musical guest Hanson

A Man For 3 Out Of 4 Seasons

Chris O Donnell, Lil' John and musical guest PJ Harvey

The Candy Man Can't

Gordon Ramsay, Hayden Panettiere and comedian Ryan Stout

The Devil's Pre-nup

Dax Shepard, Anthony Anderson and musical guest The Kills

Dr. No, M.D.

Matthew Morrison, Alexis Bledel and musical guest Queens of the Stone Age

On This Day, A Chump Was Born

Emma Roberts, Damon Wayans Jr and musical guest Scala & Kolacny Brothers

Dial T for Misdialed Murder

Tina Fey, Dr. Sanjay Gupta and musical guest Plan B

The Boy Who Actually Used Algebra Later in Life

Tyler Perry, Morgan Spurlock and musical guest The Strokes

The Brobdingnagian Abyssinian

Reese Witherspoon, Joseph Gordon-Levitt and musical guest The Head and the Heart

Redbeard's Last Stand

Will Ferrell, Paul Bettany and musical guest James Blunt

The Container Store of My Discontent

Steve Martin, Atticus Shaffer

The Twin Horrors of Professor Blurryvision

Eva Mendes, Dan Dunn and musical guest The Belle Brigade

The Umlaut Initiätive

John Krasinski, Blake Griffin and comedian Ian Edwards

Typo Mysteries Presents: The Haunted Hose

Demetri Martin, Kat Dennings and musical guest Amos Lee

The Awkward Product Placement. Swiffer

Zach Braff, Judd Apatow and comedian Al Madrigal

Untitled Freddie Prinze Jr. Project

Jon Hamm, Miranda Kerr and musical guest Ke$ha

The Falcon CAN Hear the Falconer, Thanks to Miracle Ear!

Magic Johnson, Maggie Q and comedian Jen Kirkman

The Indiscriminate Highlighter

Zach Galifianakis, Sig Hansen and musical guest Raphael Saadiq

Fuzzy Wuzzy, or Fuzzy Wuzzn't He?

Norm Macdonald, Todd Phillips and musical guest The Joy Formidable

Tomorrow's Episode

Bradley Cooper, Chris O'Dowd and comedian Jimmy Carr

Murder at the Murder Trial

Ken Jeong, Rebel Wilson and musical guest Yeasayer

Mr. Smith Goes to Hades

Topher Grace, Melissa McCarthy and musical guest Beardyman

Willy Wonka and His Much Less Popular Beef Jerky Factory

Dave Salmoni, Kevin Nealon and musical guest Ben Harper

Do Not Go Gentle Into That Pink Berry

Dana Carvey, Mike Zohn and Evan Michelson and musical guest Tinie Tempah

Quoth the Raven, "No Comment"

Ice-T, Breckin Meyer and musical guest Flogging Molly

Green Eggs & Health Code Violations

Flavor Flav, Curtis Stone and comedian Tim Minchin

Is Anyone Paying Attention to These Friggin' Episode Titles?

Steven Ho, Peter Sarsgaard and musical guest Death Cab for Cutie

Wow! You DO Care About These Episode Titles.

George Lopez, Gary Dell'abate and musical guest Jessie and the Toyboys

Savage. Fred Savage.

Noah Wyle, Riley Griffiths and comedian Anthony Jeselnik

She Sells Sea Shells Made Out of Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers

Jeff Garlin, Sarah Vowell and musical guest The Airborne Toxic Event

It's Gettin' Hard Out There for a Pope

Tom Arnold, Mike Birbiglia and musical guest Redlight King

The Title Will Be Added In Later

Ryan Reynolds, Simon Pegg and comedian Kyle Kinane

Quoth the Hipster, "Whatevermore."

Neil Patrick Harris, Emily Mortimer and comedian Tom Segura

A Recipe for Disaster Casserole

Larry the Cable Guy, Cat Deeley and comedian Reggie Watts

Me. Coli

Gabourey Sidibe, Rob Corddry and musical guest Alison Krauss & Union Station

What Happens On Krypton, Stays on Krypton

Adam Levine, Nick Kroll and musical guest My Morning Jacket

Are You There, God? It's Me - Your Loanshark

Jason Sudeikis, D.J. Qualls and musical guest Ke$ha

Dragonpuncher 3: The Punchening

Elijah Wood, Leslie Bibb and musical guest Gillian Welch

An Atheist Named Faith

Liv Tyler, Mark-Paul Gosselaar and comedian Jon Dore

50,000,000 Connie Selleca Fans Can't Be Wrong

Tom Hanks, Myron Nixon

Death Gets a Paper Cut

Bryan Cranston, Chris Hardwick and musical guest Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros

Length x Width = Tears

Seth Green, Marc Maron and musical guest Tedeschi Trucks Band

Hell Hath No Cell Phone Reception

Justin Timberlake, Jon Ronson and comedian Myq Kaplan

One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish - Oh, God, My Whole Life Has Been a Horrible Lie

Lisa Kudrow, Rhett & Link and comedian Nate Bargatze

Hug Me, Sighed the Porcupine

Emma Stone, Jon Benjamin and musical guest K.T. Tunstall

The Devil Went Down to 7-Eleven and Bought A Slurpee

Adrian Grenier, Tom Felton and comedian Steve Byrne

The One Where Conan Does That Thing

Kevin Connolly, Jeff Lewis and musical guest Funeral Party

The LOL from Hell O Hell

Jon Favreau, Jayma Mays and musical guest Brett Dennen

The Silvery Thistles of St. Lispmoor

Harrison Ford, Marisa Miller and musical guest Pitbull

Cut, Cap, Balance, And Boogie

Shaquille O'Neal, Brian Posehn and musical guest Seether

The Gentile's Bar Mitzvah

Olivia Wilde, Novak Djokovic and comedian Russell Howard

I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings Karaoke

Jason Bateman, Noah Ringer and comedian Ron Funches

Cowboys & Aliens 2: Showdown at Glorb Ranch

Piers Morgan, J.B. Smoove and musical guest Imelda May

And the Wind Whispered "Balls"

James Franco, Nick Swardson

What if the Title's Too Long for Andy to Successfully Fit it in to the Opening Announce?

Aziz Ansari, Mike Sorrentino and comedian Nate Bargatze

I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream When Our Elevator Plunges 40 Floors

Denis Leary, Sheamus O'Shaunessy and musical guest Keb' Mo'

The Decline of Dee Klein

Kathy Griffin, Christopher Mintz-Plasse and musical guest Trombone Shorty and Orleans Avenue

The Dr. and Mrs. Howard P. Reynolds Foundation Murders

Anne Hathaway, Jason Momoa and comedian Sean O'Connor

The Devil Drives Stick

Paul Rudd, Jessica Chastain and musical guest Vanessa Carlton

Dragon Tamer 3: Dungeon War 2: The Prequel

Louis C.K., Jim Sturgess and comedian Hugh Moore

Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Rabbi

Kevin Nealon, Aubrey Plaza and musical guest Lindsey Buckingham

I Know What You Did Last Lobsterfest

Don Johnson, Busy Phillips and musical guest Band of Horses

Eat, Love, Lather, RInse, Repeat

Charlie Day and musical guest Foo Fighters

Alex Trebek in Actual Jeopardy

Howie Mandel, Floyd Mayweather and musical guest Alexander

The Title the Announcer Didn't Read Right

Roseanne Barr, Pauly Del Vecchio and comedian Baron Vaughn

A Streetcar Named Dr. Nathan Gluckman

Tyra Banks, Glenn Howerton and comedians The Sklar Brothers

And the Wind Cried, "Harriet."

Ashton Kutcher, Jeb Corliss and musical guest Foo Fighters

The One Hour of Footage George Lucas Hasn't Messed With

Ryan Gosling, Nicole Scherzinger and comedian Tig Notaro

Quoth the Raven, "That Is So Me!"

Simon Baker, Bryce Dallas Howard and comedian Maria Bamford

President Björk Saves the Day

Jim Parsons, Chris Pratt and musical guest Grouplove

The Murdering Murderer of Murdertown

Jonah Hill, John Noble

The Hunchback of Dekalb County Community College

Taylor Lautner, Kevin Hart and comedian Neal Brennan

The Fluffer of Seville

Marisa Tomei, Carey Wilson and comedian Joe Mande

The Day the Proofradar Quit

Seth Rogen, Scott Mescudi and musical guest Daryl Hall

It Turns Out Stella's Groove Was On Her Head the Whole Time

Patton Oswalt, Ruth England & Mykel Hawke and musical guest Portugal. The Man

God Never Closes a Door Without Laughing at You

Ty Burrell, Jillian Michaels and musical guest Ryan Adams

The Way to a Man's Heart Is Through My Multi-level Marketing Plan

Will Arnett, Deepak Chopra and comedian Brent Weinbach

Death Takes a Staycation

Steven Ho, Michael C. Hall and comedian Gary Gulman

The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo on Her Face Who Was Unemployable

Sarah Michelle Gellar, Simon Helberg and musical guest Dropkick Murphys

The Day the Mirth Stood Still

Kaley Cuoco, Dr. Drew Pinsky and musical guest Mayer Hawthorne

Alibi for the Murder Andy's Committing Tonight

Ray Liotta, Jose Andres and comedian Tommy Johnagin

Karate Kid 9: Return to Nun-Chuck Island

Tom Selleck, Julianne Hough and musical guest All Time Low

The Pretty Girl Waving to Someone Behind You

Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Steve Harvey and comedian Amy Schumer

Footloose 3: Footloosest

Chris Colfer, Charlyne Yi and comedian Matt Braunger

The Zombie Who Preferred Salads

Zach Galifianakis, Aaron Paul and musical guest Switchfoot

Enter the Enterer

Jane Lynch, Paul Scheer and musical guest Allen Stone

The Unbearable Lightness of Light Beer

Hugh Laurie, Kari Byron and comedian T.J. Miller

It's the Great Pumpki-- No Wait, That's Just Conan's Head

New York City - Jimmy Fallon and comedian Reggie Watts

A Tree with Dutch Elm Disease Grows in Brooklyn

New York City - Hugh Jackman and musical guest Cobra Starship

The Mystery of the Recent NYU Grad Who Got a Job

New York City - Matthew Broderick and musical guest Paul Simon

Just Another Typical Gay Jewish Televised Wedding in New York

New York City - Louis C.K. and Triumph the Insult Comic Dog