1 Don't Text While I'm in the Car/Decaf Despair
5 Website Home Wrecker/Strange Dude's Car
6 Depressed or Ditching/Pay for My DUI
8 Loss Love/Painter vs. Painter
9 Pick Up The Down Payment/Wee Drink
10 Picture Imperfect/Tattoo Thief
11 Bagel Broke My Tooth/Party Gone Bad
12 My Neighbor's Dog is Cujo/Cat in the Casket
13 One Long Sleepless Night/Spinning Out of Control
14 The Cost of Education/The Cruel Couch
15 Networking Splash/Every Bee Has Its Sting
16 Broken Engagement Costs/If You Disobey You Gotta Pay
17 Right Vintage Wrong Time/Laptop Grew Legs
18 The Well's Run Dry/Pot Mouth Dealer
19 Vicious Valet/Lock The Door
20 Wasted Party Bus/Too Old for the Party
21 Wake Me Up Before You Go/Repossess My Boyfriend
22 Keyed Car/You Sold Me a Sick Dog
23 Got Fat to be Famous/It's a Dog Eat Cello World
24 Unpaid Man Servant/Softball Brawl
25 Pole Party/Parking Space Con Man
28 Broken Privates/Laser Hair Mistake
29 Please Keep Your STDs/Ruined Gown
30 Dysfunctional Sex Drops/Blown Out on Bath Salts
31 Bridal Bouquet Tussle/Hands Off My Cake
32 Sour Lemons/Concert Rip-Off
33 Assault With A Deadly Blow Dryer/Ex-Lover Loan
34 Salmonella Snake/Ex-Husband Still Owes
35 Houseboy Loan/Falsely Advertised Horse
36 Groom Wrecks Bachelor Party/Non-Transferable Brother
37 A Cheesy Beatdown/What Happened to My Wine?
38 The Love Is Gone/Mother In Law Meltdown
39 Incomplete Decoration/Fantasy Football
40 Criminal Activity/Pour Out a Little Liquor
41 Cabin Fever/Deer in the Headlights
42 My Psychic Scammed Me/Mauled Down on the Strip
43 Roaches Forever/No Joke is Worth Dying Over
44 Last Minute Lease/I Still Can't Drive
45 Sexting Gone Too Far/Gimme My Shades
46 Forever Hold Your Peace/Crazy Car Repair
47 Accidentally on Purpose/Stripper Bit My Nip
49 Car Show No Go/Mo' Progeny Mo' Problems
50 Wine Train Wreck/Tae Kwon Don't
51 Bush League Baseball/That Man is Out To Get Me
52 Blood Money/Snake Bit Shoes
53 Not So Personal Trainer/Truck-Blocked
54 Pop Goes The Balloon Ride/Post Wedding Blues
55 Eyelash Disaster/Heart Broken Heirloom
57 Timeshare Trickery/Broke Bachelor Bottle Service
58 A Randy Panda/Let Them Eat Chocolate Cake
59 That's Not My Style/Nutty Knight
60 Braider Bust/Hot Mom or Hot Mess
